Tuesday, January 24, 2006

weather report

My breasts hurt today. It’s raining outside so I’m wondering if the twins are firing a weather announcement up my cerebral cortex or if something more ominous is going on. Life feels like an underwater video right now, all slow motion and oxygen deprivation.

I wonder if Christian Dior has been listening to Bahaus.

2 Comments:

  • Hi Sheree - I arrived here by tagging the title of the novel about Sir Stephen.
    Loved your profile - all very droll and there should be more of that.
    See, the trouble with terrorists is that they have no sense of humour.

    The sore twins: That is the first manifestation of new life.

    By Blogger Brownie, at 3:15 AM  

  • thank god that's not the case this month, they were just pitchin a fit from the abuse delt by my asian sex slave

    By Blogger sheree, at 9:52 AM  

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