Sunday, January 15, 2006

Satanist runs for governor of Minnesota

Jonathon Sharkey prefers to be called "The Impaler". On his website he states "like Sly Stallone as Rocky Balboa" I am a fighter" And he sure is, as a professional wrestler, his stage name was Rocky Flash. I especially love the zebra striped shorts and black fishnets in the photo.

He claims to speak for "Vampyres, Witches, Pagans, Wiccans, Satanists, Demons and Other Kin". If elected promises to impale terrorists and corrupt police officers on spikes. I wonder if he would wear the celtic rug and carry the sword to work?


  • he's not a satanist - he's just gonna cut back all those weeds in his yard.

    By Blogger Brownie, at 3:18 AM  

  • no doubt, and maybe lay off smokin so much

    By Blogger sheree, at 9:51 AM  

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