weather report

My breasts hurt today. It’s raining outside so I’m wondering if the twins are firing a weather announcement up my cerebral cortex or if something more ominous is going on. Life feels like an underwater video right now, all slow motion and oxygen deprivation.

I wonder if Christian Dior has been listening to Bahaus.

shock the pain away

So thank god for ebay, where I can build up my paypal credit to support my iTunes habit of late, otherwise I would be poppin out babies on the black market or selling my hair and fingernails or somthing. Will trade sex for mp3s? I put together a grime/electro mix of all the new tracks I got today, take a listen to the podcast and let me know what you think. The first track from Lady Sovereign makes me wanna shake my moneymaker.

the dumps

New podcast here Warning: may cause severe depression.

Satanist runs for governor of Minnesota

Jonathon Sharkey prefers to be called "The Impaler". On his website he states "like Sly Stallone as Rocky Balboa" I am a fighter" And he sure is, as a professional wrestler, his stage name was Rocky Flash. I especially love the zebra striped shorts and black fishnets in the photo.

He claims to speak for "Vampyres, Witches, Pagans, Wiccans, Satanists, Demons and Other Kin". If elected promises to impale terrorists and corrupt police officers on spikes. I wonder if he would wear the celtic rug and carry the sword to work?

podcastic

Holy mother of all that is nasally unfit for the airways do I hate the way my voice sounds, especially when I'm sick. Regardless, I have posted my first podcast. Downtempo goodness for your dirty little hearts.

If anyone has suggestions for a musical theme for next week, let me know. Here are some ideas I have so far.

1. The ultimate Scrabble soundtrack...ever
2. CD to blast as your drive out of the parking lot on the day you quit your shitty job
3. My X's wedding reception playlist according to me

ill shit

I am sick for the second time in the last 7 days, I think this bug has setup shop for awhile, and I am not to thrilled about it. I have been spending way too much time watching TBS, and without the Tivo to fast forward through all the commercials, have developed sound loops of sitcom promos and monster truck rally advertisements running over and over in my brain. So, I'm going to pack up my Kleenex and hobble over to the bookstore today to pick up something of substance to read. Unfortunately "curling up with the laptop" isn't as wonderful as it sounds when you're sick. Although I did spend a good hour on nerve looking at naughty pictures last night. That's where I came across last night's party. I especially like the urban pinup section. I was amazed how fast he talked these girls into dropping their drawers and pulling their tops in subway bathrooms, on top of a police car in broad daylight and in their apartments after just meeting them for like 2 minutes. I wonder if I could get girls to do that? I feel an experiment coming on....

youngblood

So I checked out an opening at Youngblood last night. I now have a massive crush on Mark Elliot. No I did not meet him, I just love his pictures.