Thursday, December 21, 2006

eyehatechristmas

I got an email today from S. He has a home in Virginia Highlands, an area of Atlanta saturated in the urban domestic 30-something’s mommies and daddies that run their jamboree clad tykes in $800 strollers past remodeled homes once falling to pieces, now shining in all their million dollar glory thanks to all the artists and gays that make this great gentrification nation possible. My friend, who shares my distaste of Christmas refused to put up Christmas lights and decorate his front yard with snowmen and blown up Santa clause statues. To add insult to injury, he left his pumpkin from Halloween on the front porch to thumb his nose at the entire affair. He woke up this morning to find that someone had hung a Christmas stocking on his front door and little ornaments all around his front porch. They even attempted at making a snowman face on the defiant pumpkin. Holiday vandals, what's next? Forced sex on valentines day? Hmmm..

So in honor of christmas vandals and scroodges alike,
here's to you

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    By Blogger LZ_JY_X, at 3:19 PM  

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    By Blogger kevin, at 9:47 PM  

  • Damn, woman. Where did you go? I'm surprising my wife with dinner out and Dames A Flame at the Vortex thanks to the link from you site. What all can I expect?

    By Blogger kevin, at 9:47 PM  

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